Bad manners = chunder-worthy

Hey guys here's my word vomit for today...

So i work at a call centre , in which i call approximately 150 people in a 6 hour shift...

wait for it...

here's a big FUCK YOU to the odd 5-10 people i encounter in a day , who need to stick their heads into their assholes and open their eyes to see if their manners are somewhere in their rectum .. due to their instinctive nature to talk shit..

Seriously though, i think its the only job where you can cop such an earbashing from customers and be expected to be polite about it.

Exhibit A:

" im at work mate, fuck off ".
" i dont need this call right now, what the fuck are u trying to sell me "
" ... fuck off "
" who the fuck are you and how the fuck did you get my number ".

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It would be naive of me to ignore the notion that . YES TELEMARKETERS CAN BE PRETTY ANNOYING . (I myself go through several stages of 'self-hate' whilst im at work because i genuinely understand that i could be calling people at the wrong time) but please give us a fucking break.Telemarketers are real people too.. and as a consequence of this.. realise that next time you're rude to a telemarkter, they are likely on the other side of the line, calling you a fucking wanker whilst flipping the bird to your name on their computer screen, telling everybody in the room how much of a cockhead you are being o... im not saying you ARE a cockhead ,im just saying.. you ARE acting like one..

Furthermore karma is a bitch (a filthy one at that ) and so when your sitting at home out've pocket cos you can't work due to injury.. please remember that bloke who tried to talk to you about insurance ... (yeah the one you told that you couldnt give a "flying fuck" about insurance to , and to "fuck off") and ask yourself if your comments were really 'called' for (pun intended .whats up.).

P.S if your going to be rude to someone, atleast try to make sense..

Exhibit B:

Caller: hi can i please speak to .. *John.
Rude person : .. pfft. he's at work like a normal person..

**conclusions**
i'm at work + your husband john is at work = YOU ARE THE ABNORMAL PERSON

- thank you for successfully making yourself look like a douche bag.

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I'm probably being a little harsh on the customers, but its only a select few.. suprisingly most people are pretty nice.... btw a "have a nice day" at the end of the phone call from a customer is appreciated more than you think , so BE NICE MAN, SHITTTTT.

** disclaimer
- i realise my excessive use of foul language kind've contradicts my whole spiel about good manners..

- fuck it , its chundered words

- ciao!