and the Asshole of the week award goes to...

I've decided that i'm going to acknowledge the achievments of the great assholes of the world. I regularly see assholes who just go out've their way to be assholes , and i think they deserve to be celebrated.


the winner of the asshole of the week goes to:

**The bus driver on Monday**

(*note asshole may not have been encountered THIS WEEK but come on 'asshole of the week' has a good ring to it aye)

Accomplishments:

Mr Bus Driver put on a stellar performance in his effor to win the coveted asshole of the week award and he has no doubt blown the competition out've the water , ladies and gentlemen i present to you .. this weeks big fucking asshole =].

Stumbling onto the bus at 7am eyes still half closed , the taste of toothpaste still fresh in my mouth , i apologise to the bus driver as i didnt have the exact change for fare, i laughed jokingly at how i basically jumped out've bed and ran to the bus stop to get to Uni, and apologised quickly and handed him a $50. At this point i realise that im an idiot for not bringing any coins but remembered i didnt have any coins anyway, i've gotten onto buses with no trouble at all with a 50 before , it should be fine.

"Sorry about the change i just got out've ben and ran to the bus stop" *short laugh*

After listening to my apology and little joke this fucking a-hole decides that he's gonna treat me like a piece of shit.
He asks me if i know the quickest way to the train station (my destination)
" yes" i say confusion making its way onto my brown face.
He responds
"good , because next time im not even gonna pick you up"
Mr driver takes the 50 and tells me he'll give me my change when we get to the station.
When we get to the station he gives me my change, which he easily could've done at my own busstop.

congratulations asshole , you win the award for your condescending bullshit , and your tough-guy act, fucking fucker. I apologised for the inconvenience and you still decided to be an asshole, extra points for determination, if at first you don't succeed , dust yourself and be a fucking a-hole again you dirty prick.

Just in case he thought he hadn't won the award yet , the next day , i didnt have my student card on me, and he clarly recognised me as the student from the day before, but the brilliant man still charged me full fare, thanks buddy you win!!!!! woooohoooooo.

I am a bitter mother fucker , comment me telling me why i shouldnt be and if you make me smile i'll give you 5 bucks.

bye now
*chunders*